Monday, December 15, 2008

Date With Anne Hathaway = $12000

Anne Hathaway

Three lucky chumps just won a date with super babe Anne Hathaway, which she auctioned off for charity, and all it cost the three lucky bastards was $12000 American dollars.

If I knew that all it took to get up close and personal with Hathaway’s mesmerizing cleavage was a measly $12k, I would have sold one of my kidneys to the black market years ago. Add the fact that there would be drinking involved and the possibility that Hathaway would end up tipsy and more open to my irresistible persuasion, well, for that I’d even give up an appendage… your pinky toe is considered an appendage, right?

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